Yes, That IS My Poop On The Floor… March 12, 2008

Uggghhh.  Last night we went down to the lobby to have dinner just Will and I.  We hung out with some new friends and played.  Soo… I was chatting with our neighbors while Will was playing under my table.  He was in a big shirt and undies cause it was bedtime.   So, I notice a lump in his pants…he has a wad of poop.   Seriously?  Oh I was mad. I grabbed him by the arm and marched him to the bathroom right away before anyone could notice.  We got into the bathroom and I took his undies down…nothing.  There was nothing in them.  Empty.  At first I was confused…and then it hit me…what must be the awful truth…  it must be somewhere from our table to the bathroom!  I left Will in the stall and tried discretely to locate the culprit!  (I couldnt believe I was doing this)  I was hoping to find it right outside the bathroom doors but of course not!  I inched out into the dining room and there it was.  A solid log of poop.  Right there on the dining room floor.  Before I could even process how incredibly gross and odd this was I scooped it up in his undies and hustled back to the bathroom.  I am still not sure if anyone noticed my incredibly unsanitary mishap because my head never looked up to meet eyes with anyone!  I was waaaay too embarrassed. So, that was my evening.  Hopefully it won’t be repeating again tonight.  And I hope you never find yourself scooping your kids’ poop anytime soon!   

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